where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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