Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Can vaginas get frostbite?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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