Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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