i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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