we're blogging at a bar
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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