Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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