She's JV to your varsity
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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