ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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