and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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