So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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