I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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