it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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