Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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