We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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