just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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