I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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