I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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