Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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