Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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