i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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