My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
It's blow job season.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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