i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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