You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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