i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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