Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Threesome in a minivan. New low
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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