I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
This is classic penis vs brain.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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