theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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