drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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