So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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