just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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