So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Randomize
