the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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