The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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