if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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