As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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