the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
tell me about the eggs
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