I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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