Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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