the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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