who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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