Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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