biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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