Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
This is classic penis vs brain.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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