i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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