i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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