fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My Higher Power is John Stamos
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I will pee on everything he values.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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