Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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