"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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