and you said cock pushups were impossible
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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