Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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